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North Bank 11:31 Sat Jan 28
Our old mate Richard Keys is at it again
The wife of sports presenter Richard Keys has branded him a “pathological liar” after it was claimed that he has continued his affair with a woman 32-years his junior.

Mr Keys, 59, had last year pressured his wife Julia, into saying his affair with Lucie Rose, a 27-year-old lawyer and friend of his daughter Jemma, had never taken place.

But it has now emerged that he spent two nights with Miss Rose at a five-star hotel in West London last week, where the couple were photographed arm in arm.

After being shown photographs of the pair at the Hyatt Regency Hotel London - The Churchill, where they shared a meal at the hotel’s restaurant The Montagu, Julia Keys said: “‘I am utterly stunned. Last year he bullied me into making a public statement saying the affair did not take place.

“I did it for the sake of our family even though I knew he had been carrying on with her. After that he apologised and bought me roses and a teddy in an attempt to patch our marriage up.”

Mr Keys left Sky Sports in disgrace after making a series of sexist remarks to fellow presenter Jamie Redknapp about one of his former girlfriends and a female match official Sian Massey.

He went on to land a £420,000 a year tax free TV presenting job in Qatar, from where he flew to London on Tuesday morning.

Mrs Keys, who was not told by her husband that he was staying at the £400 a night hotel, told the Daily Mail: “He promised me that he would not see Lucie again. And this week he sent me texts saying he was categorically not with her and had no feelings for her any more. The irony is that when they were together in that hotel this week, I received a “love heart” in a text and a message which said, ‘I love you,’ from Richard. He wrote, ‘Please let me come home, I love you, I can’t live without you.’ He is a pathological liar.”
Mrs Keys, 57, who suffers from a rare thyroid cancer, filed for divorce on the grounds of adultery last summer at a British court.

When she then discovered that he was still seeing Miss Rose - despite travelling to Doha, where he works, in an attempt to patch up their marriage in the autumn - she arranged for her lawyers to send divorce papers to both of them again.

Mrs Keys, a psychotherapist, said: ‘When someone, after 34 years of marriage, can do this to his wife and still plead for her to take him back, it really does beggar belief as to who this man is because I don’t know him. I really don’t know who he is.’

Mrs Keys said her husband, with whom she has two children, had “completely run out of chances” and she would press ahead with the divorce.

When approached Mr Keys said: "It won't surprise you to hear I have nothing to say."

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Northern Sold 11:36 Sat Jan 28
Re: Our old mate Richard Keys is at it again
Odious piece of shit... Keys that is not you North Bank !

The old c wing 11:38 Sat Jan 28
Re: Our old mate Richard Keys at it again
He's a snide cunt, but fair play to him...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/28/ex-sky-presenter-richard-keys-wifes-fury/

Hermit Road 11:40 Sat Jan 28
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"After that he apologised and bought me roses and a teddy in an attempt to patch our marriage up.”


Poor woman.

Takashi Miike 11:55 Sat Jan 28
Re: Our old mate Richard Keys is at it again
is the 32 year old the one who tarmacs his chest with her shite?

Johnson 11:59 Sat Jan 28
Re: Our old mate Richard Keys is at it again
TARMACCING CUNT

I wonder if she does that on him.

Reality Cheques 12:07 Sun Jan 29
Re: Our old mate Richard Keys is at it again
"After that he apologised and bought me roses and a teddy in an attempt to patch our marriage up.”

Last of the big spenders then earning £420k tax free.

Stranded 12:14 Sun Jan 29
Re: Our old mate Richard Keys is at it again
Does shit lose its flavour
On the bedpost overnight
If your girlfriend says don't chew it
Do you swallow it in spite
Can you catch it on your tonsils
Can you heave it left and right
Does shit lose its flavour
On the bedpost overnight

*with apologies to Lonnie Donegan

happygilmore 12:18 Sun Jan 29
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Stranded 12:14 Sun Jan 29
Re: Our old mate Richard Keys is at it again

*with apologies to Lonnie Donegan


Leave the poetry etc to Texas.

Stranded 12:21 Sun Jan 29
Re: Our old mate Richard Keys is at it again
To be fair, I'm not sure changing two words constitutes a shot at a poetry award

onlyoneclydebest 12:22 Sun Jan 29
Re: Our old mate Richard Keys is at it again
' I don't know him.I really don't know him '

Let me help

He's a massive cunt

Private Dancer 7:22 Sun Jan 29
Re: Our old mate Richard Keys is at it again
This cunt and Gray have been leading the life of riley, while getting paid a fortune for the privilege, for a quarter of a century now. Hard not to have a begrudging respect for them.

Banjo 8:00 Sun Jan 29
Re: Our old mate Richard Keys is at it again
I mean who really gives a flying fuck?

So he is shagging his daughters friend, chance would be a fine thing. I am the same age as Keys and given half the chance I would spend a few nights shacked up and shagging a 27 year old.

Lighten up folks, why have we gone all moralistic?

Sven Roeder 8:53 Sun Jan 29
Re: Our old mate Richard Keys is at it again
Because it is Richard Keys who is Sam Allardyce's mate and has expressed a dislike for West Ham.
As said I am just astonished that he has been able to make such a lucrative living out of football for 25 years.
I feel a bit sorry for his poor wife but anyone who marries Richard Keys should probably know what she was letting herself in for.

Has he said much about the job Sam is doing at Palace recently?

Marston Hammer 8:55 Sun Jan 29
Re: Our old mate Richard Keys is at it again
He has been strangely quiet on his mate at CP. 0 wins in 8 so far.

Banjo 9:03 Sun Jan 29
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Sven Roeder 8:53 Sun Jan 29

Taking your points does it mean we spend the rest of our lives being bitter against a bloke that is mates with our long past cunt of a manager and who may have, possibly, not so sure but on the word of others had an opinion about our club, an opinion we do not share?

If the latter was the case I'd never talk to most of my mates again and I would have to disown my family!

Sven Roeder 9:07 Sun Jan 29
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He has been pretty explicit in his sneering about West Ham

The general answer to your question is yes.

Sorry about your family. Do you know any 27yo's you could take up with instead?

Banjo 11:15 Sun Jan 29
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Sven Roeder

I want to disown my family as well, but for a whole host of differing reason.

I know quite a few 27 y o women but sadly they think I am something to be humoured, pitied and certainly not shagged.

Finally I don't get this whole concept of hate and derision just because someone has a different view to us. It is this shit that starts wars and football (to use a Shanklyism) is much more important than that.

marlonsrightsock 11:31 Sun Jan 29
Re: Our old mate Richard Keys is at it again
Banjo it has nothing to do with having a differing view this feeble excuse for a man has been sneering at us for a few years now mainly due to his hatred for Brady in helping getting him the sack and then for ousting his fat cunt of a mate

He claims some ridiculous morality yet fucks his daughters mate behind his wife's back while she's facing a battle of her own against cancer

He's the lowest form of pondlife

Marston Hammer 11:34 Sun Jan 29
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Banjo 11:15 Sun Jan 29
Re: Our old mate Richard Keys is at it again

I wouldn't read too much into it. It's not real hate, just one big pantomime.

DagenhamDave 11:36 Sun Jan 29
Re: Our old mate Richard Keys is at it again
'roses and a teddy' is deliciously tragic.

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